• Chapter 1

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    Middle school.

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  • I mean, am I right?

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    You might think it's appropriately named because,

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  • well, it's smack dab in the middle of high school and elementary school (why isn't it called low school?),

  • but to me it's more like muddle through school.

  • And that’s on good days.

  • On bad days, it’s medieval torture school.

  • Everyone talked it up about how awesome it was with more freedom,

  • new friends, and easy electives like napping and finger painting.

  • But all I got was a Wednesday morning fart in the face (after Taco Tuesday),

  • or in other words, a new principal who hated my guts.

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    Before we get into that, allow me to introduce myself.

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  • Austin Davenport here, and this is my story.

  • Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

  • I’m just going to come right out and say it.

  • No suspense.

  • No mystery.

  • There are two villains in this story, Principal Buthaire (he says it’s French, but everyone calls him Butt Hair) and my brother, Derek.

  • They are a match made in heaven, because my brother has the prized family butt chin, which means that everyone, including my parents, likes him more than me.